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Monday, November 20, 2006

perspektif faiz

ramalan seorang kawan (faiz ajis) tentang kawan2 nya...
mood: sedih campur hepi
ekspresi muke: ;>
lagu tema: graduation (vitamin C)

15 years from now.....

Doli= did not want to become a Magistrate because he is too helpful
and so "ringan tulang". He joined the Majlis Kanser Malaysia and other NGO's to help the unlucky one.

Bad= the best entrepreneur for a company namely Muslim Dot Com.

Mek= Tokey Mee Bandung Special in Muor.

Faizuly= working with the Masjid Tanah Municipal Council and very
strict in observing the illegal parking matter especially in front of
his house. You can get a discount for any ticketting around Masjid
Tanah if you are his friends.

Dayat= working with AG and famous in helping the Govt to win the Pulau
Batu Putih Case from that culprit Singapore. He always remember Mdm
Yoga golden words,"Ong Ka Ting was the main culprit."

Dhiyak= produced the best selling anime namely Super Dheeyak and joint
venture with the producer of Naruto anime.

Amrullah= Japanese Anime stokist in Malaysia. The main rival with the
Hiro Comic Japanese Anime Stokist from Petaling Street.

Peja= a Public Prosecutor in Kota Bharu, but still "bengang" with
Tengku Amalin because of her "istana" influence in the Magistrate
Court of Kota Bharu. He has a good life with Ayu.

Jaja= the next Datuk Fadzilah Kamsah and the founder of Yayasan
Hayatuddin in Ghanu that helps the poor Malays to further their
studies in the local university especially in the University Darul
Iman.

Najib= the famous potrait artist in Malaysia and always being invited
to the famous potrait exhibition around da world. He is the next
Picasso.

Farid= a Magistrate in Malacca and very famous with his diet formula.

Yazid= married with his loved one and turn up to be an editor for
Kosmo newspaper especially in the legal forum page.

Malek= join the politic and become the next Datuk Wira Ali Rustam.

Ezzad= the first male from Malaysia to cross the Antartica and end up
by writing a book about his experience in Antartica.

Atoi= the head of Police in Johore and always attend the ceremony to
remember the Company A of "Pasukan Polis Hutan" on behalf of his
father. He also decorate his granpa old house in Gopeng and turn it up
as a famous tourist spot.

Khairul= take over his father's firm and has 12 children with his
beloved wife, Faizah.

Shun= open a lawfirm in KL together with his wife and open a branch in
Kedah. Got married and has 10 children.

Zul= the founder of a nasyid group namely Al-Ikhwan that replace the
Raihan group. He also being invited in every VIP function as an
entertainor.

Pau= got married with Mau and has 12 children. Both of them open a
lawfirm and Pau plan to further his master in UIA because worried Mau
will miss her so much if he go far away.

Uncle Sam= a good grandpa and always spend his golden age at home
after retired from the Govt service.

Uncle Syed= a retired AG that always give his legal opinion in the
NSTP and spend his golden age at home.

Joe= head of Jabatan Agama Islam Johore (JAIJ) and always round up
around the "taman bunga" to prevent the "maksiat" problem.

Zikri= open a lawfirm in his hometown and an expert in criminal
matters, same like Raja Badrul, the king for criminal matters.

Mahadi= the king of drift in Litar Batu Tiga Shah Alam. Being offered
to act in the KL Drift movie as a main actor who will drift with
Mitsubishi Evo.

Hafiz= working with Telekom as a legal advisor and always enjoyed the
internet free surfing at home as a Telekom staff.

Adam= open a lawfirm in Kelana Jaya and has its branch in KL. Still
maintain his "kurus" same like gold old days.

Anwar Ibrahim= not dat DSAI, but he is still a very important person.
He turn up to be a fellow in UIA after decided to give all his "bakti"
to his beloved university dat is UIA.

Marsilawati= missed his old hometown in Johore, so she decided to back
there and practice as a lawyer over there.

Anisa= stop practice as a lawyer in order to give full concentration
in her family matters and wanna be a good mum.

Irda= got married and has 10 children. Further his master in UK .

Tinie= married with Suhaimi and has 12 children. Both of them open a
lawfirm and handle all the "wasiat" matters.

Syahirah= a Magistrate in KL. Famous with her non-fussy attitude but
still strict about laws. Got married and has 10 children, but still 3
to come.

Syuhada= still single and a Magistrate in Ipoh. She is a workaholic
girl and not yet decided to has any future husband. She want to
concentrate on her work full time. Her mum always complaint "bila nak
timang cucu."

Kauthar= concentrate on her Palestine issue by joining NGO's to help
the Palestine people. She got married with a "Syed" guy and has 10
children.

Zarifah= open a lawfirm with her faithfull friend, Zura in KL and
having its branch in Kelana Jaya, next to Faiz lawfirm in Kelana Jaya.
A big rival with Faiz lawfirm.

Faiz= My friends, what can you think about me in 15 years from now???

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bawang merah masam

Bawang merah masam
Mood: nak buat chambering
Ekspresi muke: ;I
Lagu tema: sunburn (muse)

141106, selase, last paper finel xm aku. 151106, rabu, aku kene siap kan multimedia presentation untuk law grads dinner, yg aku buat tak boleh play, so aku gune yg mizi buat (tq mizi).

161106, khamis. Kul 9.30 aku gi munik amek LCD projector yg nut (asisten aku) booking. Jumpe nut skali, setuju die kene uruskan participants naik 5 bijik bus kat tangge besar kul 6pm.

Kul 10.30, jumpe fadilah, adlan, mizi kat SDEV. Kul 1.00pm aku sampai kt hotel istane naik kete ngn badr untuk set up barang2 prep n tech. pastu buat rehearsal.

Malam tu aku buat spoil terpasang lagu zapin awal sgt, sbb ade miskomunikasi. Dapat duduk kat meje dinner kejap je sbb kene buat keje kt stage. Dah abis event kene kemas brg2 balik. Tak dapat tolong nut tgk2 kan participant naik bas.

Kul 1.00am blah from hotel istana to iium. 2.45am wadi dtg bilik nk amek gambar akhi. 3.00am tido.

171106, jumaat. Kul 11.30 hantar balik LCD projector ke munik. 2.30pm, tunngu bas kat tangge besar gi kem akhi kat sungai congkak. Kul 3.00pm bas 1 gerak gi amek budak2 skolah rendah sentul.

Sampai sg congkak kul brape ntah tak ingat. Mlm gi jungle treking ngn pakcik renjer, mule 9.45pm, abis kul 12am. Pacat byk gile. Kene gigit pacat kat pinggang n kaki. Tapak tgn kanan luke jatuh kene duri. Jumpe byk cendawan glow in the dark. Mlm tak leh tido sampai pagi borak ngn pizin.

181106, sabtu, 6.15am, semayang subuh. 6.20am mandi. 6.20am tido. 8.00am breakfast.
Kene jage budak2 skolah grup 3. Pagi gi jungle treking lagi 3 jam. Kene gigit pacat lagi.
Pastu boring je sampai ke malam. Mlm OBH mule kul brape ntah, abis kul 1.00am. Mlm tu tdo x lena sbb sejuk.

191106, ahad. 8.30am breakfast. Konduk game mini futsal ngn roy n zul kt budak2 laki.
10.45am, budak2 skolah belakon iklan utk kempen cintailah sungai kite. Pastu team kameramen tu blanje kitorang sume mkn eskrem.

Kul 4.45pm sampai iium. 5.20pm sampai kolej bilal. 5.45pm gerak ngn wawi n dayat gi jusco alpha angel. Kul 9.00pm singgah jumpe abg aku kt kg sg penchala. 9.20pm mak aku tepon from kg. Kul 9.45pm kt umah mr. salem farar kt TTDI. Kul 11pm balik. 12.05am sampai iium.

Hujan rintik2 air bergelora, mak bagi seposen ayah bagi seposen, saye terus pegi sekolah, 3 tambah 3 jawapannye 6, cikgu right saye terus balik rumah.

Sekian…..

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discharge not amounting to an acquittal

Discharge not amounting to an acquittal
Lagu tema: angel (robie William)
Mood: tak rase nk tido lagi
Ekspresi muke: :-l

Mimpi adelah mainan tido. Entah sape la yg mule2 cakap gini. Bagi aku mimpi bukan lah mainan mcm yoyo, tedi bear, lego, jongkang jongkit atau pun permainan mcm tora atau pun ding dang. Mimpi kdg2 boleh ditafsirkan. Kdg2 hanyelah fantasi yg tak berfaedah.

Mimpi kdg2 akan menjadi reality dalam hidup. Contohnye nabi yusuf penah mimpi 11 bintang sujud kepade nye. Tafsir mimpi tu bermaksud bahawe die akan menjadi org yg disegani kelak.

Raje mesir plak suatu ketike penah bermimpi yg pelik2. setelah dirujuk kepade nabi yusuf, maksudnye mesir akan dilanda musim kemarau pada suatu tempoh yg panjang, kemudian diikuti dgn musim yg subur pula.

Macam tu jugak mimpi seorang kafir yg bermimpi bertemu dgn seorang alim, yg mengajaknye memeluk agame islam. Ini adelah mimpi petunjuk bagi nye.

Sesetengah org alim bermimpi bertemu rasulullah. Ini adelah mimpi yg istimewa. Umat selepas nabi Muhammad wafat dapat melihat wajah kekasih allah.

Sesetengah org bermimpi bende2 buruk atau pun nightmare, maybe itu adelah gangguan syaitan sebab die tak bace doa sebelum nk tido kot.

Kawan aku plak penah bermimpi didatangi org alim yg mengajarnye satu doa. Lepas bgn tido automatic die dapat ingat doa tu dgn lancar.

Hassan al-banna plak ustat aku cite penah bermimpi tgh studi untuk exam di esok hari.

Bagi seorang lelaki, mimpi basah untuk pertame kali adelah tande cukup umur. Dari segi islam, ahliatul wujub dan ahliatul ada’ dier dah sempurne. Die jugak adelah seorang mukallaf, iaitu khitabullah ke atasnye menjadi wajib untuk dilaksanakan.

Dekat matrik dulu ade ustazah FKM aku yg suke bercerite mende2 mistik, roh dan pelik2 mcm bab2 mimpi ni.

Mizi plak penah bagitau aku general rule mentafsir mimpi bahawe klu kite mimpi bende buruk, make someday natijahnye akan baik, begitu jugak sebaliknye. Kesimpulannye sesetengah mimpi mmg boleh ditafsirkan, dan setengahnye mmg ‘suke2 je kite dapat mimpi’.

So, kawan aku penah mimpi melawat aku tgh demam panas kt dalam sebuah rumah papan tu ape maksudnye?

Wallahu a’lam.

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Fantasi ku realiti

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Mood: genius serius
Ekspresi muke: (-_-)
Lagu tema: permysuri (oag)

Dulu2 aku ditugaskan untuk monitor satu event. Pastu aku soh la sorang insan ni buat satu task. Aku explain la kat die kene buat camtu and camni. Pastu die kate dia tak bleh buat task tu sbb die sibuk ngn keje lain. Katenye die tak boleh buat banyak keje dalam satu mase. Katenye die hanye ‘manusie biase’, bukannye ‘manusie luar biase’. Then aku pun tak pakse la die soh buat keje tu.

Sampai sekarang aku masih ingat lagi kate2 tu. Demi memastikan negare dan umat manusia bertambah maju dan tidak selalu membuat alasan, aku decide nk buat definisi sendiri untuk siapekah ‘manusia biasa’. Definisi ini boleh lah dikatekan sebagai satu motivasi atau ‘safeguard’ kepade sesape yg suke sgt nk gune alasan ‘manusia biase’. Dalam hal ni aku kategorikan manusia kepade 3, iaitu:

1. manusia luarbiase,
2. manusia biase
3. manusia di bawah tahap biasa

‘Manusia luar biase’ adelah manusia superhero. Iaitu orang yg ade superpower mcm superman. Termasuk dalam kategori ni jugak adelah org yg tak penah rase tertekan atau tension dalam hidup. Die jugak tak penah menghadapi masalah dalam hidup. Org yg tak penah gagal dlm hidup jugak termasuk dlm kategori nih.

Manusia biase. ‘Manusia biase’ adelah orang yg kene terime hakikat bahawe selagi hayat di kandung badan, die tak dapat mengelak dari buat mcm2 keje demi kepentingan diri, keluarga, sahabat mahupun org lain. Manusia biase adelah org yg perlu melakukan bermacam2 perkara untuk kepentingan diri sendiri dan juge org lain.

Contohnye bekerje 5 hari seminggu, dari kul 9am sampai kul 5pm demi sesuap nasik. Bile die pegi keje, die akan dapat gaji (kepentingan diri dan anak2) dan negare akan maju sebab rakyat bekerje (kepentingan org lain). Manusia biase jugak adelah kategori manusia yg akan menghadapi tekanan dalam hidup seperti tekanan kerje, dan perlu mengharungi segale cabaran dan rintangan hidup.

‘Manusia di bawah tahap biase’ pula adelah org2 yg aku lebih mudah panggil sebagai org2 yg tak produktif.

Jadi adelah baik untuk kite berade dalam kategori ‘manusia biase’ supaye kite tak dicop sebagai manusia yg pentingkan diri sendiri, pemalas, tak bertanggungjawab dan tak produktif.

Ini adelah pendapat aku sendiri je. Yg baik kite jadikan peringatan (peringatan untuk diri sendiri dan org lain). Yg baik dtg dari allah, yg buruk dtg nye dari kelemahan aku sendiri.

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charlil charbolic smokeball

charlil carbolic smokeball
mood: insaf takut
ekspresi muke: (-_-)
lagu tema: selimut putih (hijjaz)

Untuk yg tak tau dan yg dah lupe atau yg ingat2 lupe atau lupe2 ingat, kat bawah nih adelah care2 nk semayang mayat (bukan care2 mayat nk semayang!) so pasni klu masjid IIUM buat sembayang ghaib jenazah lepas solat jumaat boleh la join… (untuk information korang masjid IIUM selalu buat solat ghaib lepas semayang jumaat atas pemintaan waris si mati)

1. Imam solat jenazah wajib menjelaskan rukun-rukun dan cara-cara sembahyang jenazah itu kepada para makmum kerana ditakuti ada di antara yang hadir tidak tahu atau telupa.

2. Letakkan mayat di hadapan imam melintangi kiblat

3. Bagi mayat lelaki kepalanya di sebelah kiri imam dan imam pula berdiri di sebelah kepala atau dada mayat.

4. Bagi mayat perempuan, kepala disebelah kanan imam dan imam berdiri di pinggangnya.

5. Untuk menyembahyangkan jenazah ghaib iaitu mayat yang hilang tidak dijumpai seperti mati tenggelam di dalam laut, dihanyutkan oleh arus sungai yang besar, dimakan harimau dan sebagainya, imam dan makmum perlu menghadap ke kiblat tanpa perlu ada jenazah di hadapannya.

6. Niat: aku sembahyang atas mayat ini fardu kifayah menjadi makmum/imam kerana Allah Taala.

7. Berdiri betul: Sembahyang dikerjakan dengan berdiri lurus tanpa sebarang rukuk dan sujud atau sebagainya.

8. Empat kali takbir termaksuk takbiratul ihram: tidak perlu mengangkat tangan selain daripada takbir yang pertama sahaja.

9. Membaca Al-Fatihah sesudah takbir pertama

10. Membaca selawat sesudah takbir kedua, sekurang-kurangnya bacaan Selawat ialah:
allahumma salli ala muhammad wa ala ali muhammad

11. Doa bagi jenazah: Membaca doa sesudah takbir ketiga, sekurang-kurangnya ialah: allahummaghfir lahu/laha warhamhu/ha wa ‘aafihu/ha wa’fu ‘anhu/’anha.

12. Kalau yang disembahyangkan itu kanak-kanak hendaklah dibacakan: allahummaj’alhu/ha lana salfan wa zukhran. [ertinya: Ya Allah, jadikanlah dia bagi kami titipan dan simpanan - Riwayat Bukhari dan Al-Baihaqi]

13. Memberi salam: Sudahi sembahyang jenazah dengan salam sekali ke kiri dan sekali ke kanan sesudah takbir keempat.

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