locengku RMC

INTRO
aritu aku jadi tukang jage loceng utk inter school debating championship
yg ke berape ntah,, organized by UIA.. ade debate english and BM..
championship nih seriusly mmg grand habis diorang buat kt uia,,,

ade sorang budak debat tu nangis abis kat aku sebab sedeh sgt nk tinggal UIA mase naik bas aritu! rileks la boys... korang kan tentera!!

aku jadi usherer untuk team BI ,
dari Royal Military College team 2 BI...
and jage loceng gak!! heheh...
aritu skali dorg publish mender lawak kt bawah nih...
ini pun sebahagian jek...
coz ade byk lagi yg cam best yg diorang tak bubuh..!

"in the zoo's the animals die of boredom!"
(on the motion ' THW close all zoos')

"We should cross breed the tiger and the koala.. and call it the 'Taila'"
(on the motion 'THW clone endangered animals')                                                                            

"We should not punish the owners.. they are not guilty.
We should punish the pets!"
(on the motion 'THW punish the owners of the pets')

" The difference between a cloned tiger and a real tiger,
is that you can see the nose of the cloned tiger on the floor!"
(on the motion 'THW clone endangered animals')

" Alcohol contains substances such as kerosine"
(cant remember the motion :D sorry guys..)

" We should not clone animals.we would rather
let them go extinct so they can die with dignity!"
(on the motion 'THW clone endangered animals')

"We are lucky that the government during the dinosaurs
time did not clone dinosaurs!
They would step on us and kill all of us and
I would not be standing here today!"
(on the motion 'THW clone endangered animals')

"The animals in the zoo's are kept in captivity.
You can tell by the cages!"
(on the motion 'THW close all zoo's)

" If humans can be criminal, what more animals?"
(on the motion 'THW punish the owners of pets')

" I know it for a fact that in beauty pageants
woman do not show their private parts!'
(on the motion: 'THW ban beauty pageants')

The Best Point of Information's Ever:

Speaker Gov: Do you agree with our stand?
Speaker Opp: No. (Sit down)
Speaker Gov: Okay.

(Speaker keeps on standing up to give a P.O.I but is rejected.
He is finally accepted.This is his P.O.I)
Speaker: ya.. but why?

Speaker Opp: The Governments proposal to have
50% of woman in Parliament is wrong.
This is because woman have periods.
Speaker POI : Then lets have 30%.

"and even if we dont believe so, our government
will brainwash us into it."
(On the motion: THBT free trade is a tool of oppression)

Speaker P.O.I: If you disagree with this point,
that means you are saying that our PM is stupid!
Because he has proposed this policy!
Speaker: Im not saying his stupid,
Im just saying hes not God. He can make mistakes.
(On the motion: THW not physically discipline a child.

"Malaysia is not a true liberal democracy,
we are a 'guided democracy".
(On the motion: THW ban smoking for everyone including adults. [finals]

pastu ade lagi quotation lawak yg aku still ingat:

" klu kita makan produk bioteknik, kite boleh dapat AIDS!!"

"the government fails to misunderstand their stand!"

"nmpaknye hujah pembangkang adalah sgt lemah selemah bangunan WTC"!

"micheal schumacer gune dadah, cume kite jek tak tahu!"

-"mcm mane kite nk tahu yg mane satu micheal jakson klon?"
+"bile hidung dia tercabut jatuh!"

"360 of my bones, my 2 eyes and my one heart are disagree with government's stand.."

so itu jeklah.... yg pasti aku dapat satu experience yg
indah dalam idup aku,dan aku dapat ramai kawan
dalam championship nih, eventhough aku baru
first time joint program nih,,, berbanding several
my friends yg dah 2,3 kali involve in it!